The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation: A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 5, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nashon (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Athumani (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on February 8, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
Zulekha (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Maneno (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 24, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 4, 2019
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Kheri (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Chum (Guest) on December 24, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Baraka (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 29, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Daudi (Guest) on September 19, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Rabia (Guest) on September 17, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on September 7, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Neema (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 11, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Maida (Guest) on August 2, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Neema (Guest) on July 7, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 6, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Shani (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 29, 2018
๐ This is too funny!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on June 18, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Tabu (Guest) on June 13, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on June 12, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Raha (Guest) on June 8, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Jabir (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Omar (Guest) on June 4, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 29, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Mohamed (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต