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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Chum
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Salima
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Chum
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Amir
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Neema
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Maida
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Neema
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Shani
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 19, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mohamed
Guest
May 16, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
