Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
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Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mgeni (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Omari (Guest) on January 15, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mariam (Guest) on January 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Majid (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 26, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on November 23, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Mhina (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Wande (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Rahim (Guest) on September 14, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Daudi (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 9, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Hamida (Guest) on August 2, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
John Malisa (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Kheri (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 2, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 13, 2018
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 29, 2018
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 23, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 22, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on April 16, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 16, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2018
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Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Hekima (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 15, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Sekela (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 27, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ