What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! π¦β€οΈ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Wande (Guest) on December 8, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Yahya (Guest) on November 24, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 21, 2018
π You got me!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Zainab (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Khalifa (Guest) on October 25, 2018
π Iβm still laughing!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Kheri (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on October 10, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 18, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Fadhila (Guest) on September 11, 2018
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Mgeni (Guest) on September 10, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 3, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Mchuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 23, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 22, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 15, 2018
π I needed that laugh!
Zakia (Guest) on August 8, 2018
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 3, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2018
π This is gold!
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Majid (Guest) on July 10, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 4, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2018
π Nailed it!
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 30, 2018
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 27, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Maulid (Guest) on May 26, 2018
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2018
π This just made my day!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2018
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nashon (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Salma (Guest) on May 8, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Tabu (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Khamis (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€