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Mwakisu
Guest
May 20, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rahim
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 12, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fatuma
Guest
May 6, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 6, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Farida
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Majid
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Asha
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 16, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
