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Sumaya
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Nov 6, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 30, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 26, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 21, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Lissu
Guest
May 12, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Neema
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Juma
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
