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Saidi
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Mar 29, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 17, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Maida
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Hawa
Guest
May 28, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
