Kazija (Guest) on May 2, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 18, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Majid (Guest) on April 2, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Halimah (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 13, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 9, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 4, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanais (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 27, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 4, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Khadija (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 1, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rahma (Guest) on November 21, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Muslima (Guest) on October 28, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

David Chacha (Guest) on October 24, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Hekima (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 17, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 10, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Zulekha (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Hassan (Guest) on October 2, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 1, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

James Malima (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 29, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Halima (Guest) on June 16, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Baraka (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 30, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Biashara (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Fadhili (Guest) on May 14, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 30, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿