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Selemani
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Sep 28, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
😂 So funny!
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Maida
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Shani
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 18, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rashid
Guest
May 10, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 10, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 10, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mohamed
Guest
May 8, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 5, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 4, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Neema
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Farida
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Binti
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
