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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 16, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 31, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Ann Awino
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May 12, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 9, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Mchuma
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Zawadi
Guest
May 2, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Omari
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Farida
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Amani
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Amir
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 10, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 8, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 1, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Salima
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
