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Rose Mwinuka
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Dec 7, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Zawadi
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Nov 26, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Athumani
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Nov 20, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Nov 19, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Paul Ndomba
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Nov 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Janet Sumari
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Oct 29, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joseph Njoroge
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Oct 23, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Oct 19, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Mrema
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Oct 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Andrew Mchome
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Oct 17, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Oct 8, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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James Malima
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Sep 29, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 25, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Tambwe
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Sep 24, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Maneno
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Sep 24, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mary Mrope
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Sep 19, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Shabani
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Sep 16, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Salma
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Sep 14, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Margaret Anyango
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Sep 8, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Majid
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Sep 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mary Kendi
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Sep 1, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 31, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Furaha
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Aug 29, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Salma
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Aug 23, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Hamida
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Aug 19, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hekima
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Aug 19, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwachumu
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Aug 14, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwalimu
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Aug 13, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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George Tenga
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Aug 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwajuma
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Aug 9, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Athumani
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Jul 30, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mhina
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Jul 12, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jul 1, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Janet Mbithe
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Jun 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mwanajuma
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Jun 14, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Henry Sokoine
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May 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Peter Tibaijuka
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May 28, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Josephine Nduta
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May 25, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Shukuru
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May 18, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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David Ochieng
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May 16, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Juma
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May 12, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Yusuf
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May 11, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Josephine
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May 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Lucy Mushi
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Apr 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 20, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Rahim
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Apr 11, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Betty Kimaro
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Apr 7, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Grace Mushi
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Mar 18, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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George Mallya
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Mar 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Janet Sumari
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Mar 7, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Zulekha
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Mar 7, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Patrick Kidata
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Feb 27, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jafari
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Feb 24, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Salima
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Feb 12, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Michael Onyango
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Feb 10, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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David Kawawa
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Jan 26, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
