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Why was six afraid of seven?

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Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.

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Farida (Guest) on February 26, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 16, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Ndoto (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 15, 2020

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚

Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Umi (Guest) on November 14, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Zulekha (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 29, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!

Binti (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ’ป

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฉ

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

Nashon (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

John Lissu (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Mgeni (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I'm not lazy; Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Kahina (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Kiza (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Issa (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ

Zakia (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Money canโ€™t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ธ

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

David Chacha (Guest) on June 20, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™

Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโ€™t say that' to 'What the heck, letโ€™s see what happens'. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 10, 2019

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 9, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…

Mazrui (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 6, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Rehema (Guest) on March 18, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 4, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

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