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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Binti
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Chum
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Makame
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Azima
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Majid
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 8, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Lissu
Guest
May 3, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Amina
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
