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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Kibicho Guest Nov 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Mallya Guest Nov 15, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lydia Wanyama Guest Nov 15, 2019
Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Sumari Guest Oct 25, 2019
I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lydia Mahiga Guest Oct 24, 2019
๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chris Okello Guest Oct 21, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Khadija Guest Oct 16, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Simon Kiprono Guest Oct 13, 2019
๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!
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The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Njeru Guest Sep 26, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Irene Makena Guest Sep 18, 2019
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
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I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Kidata Guest Aug 19, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwafirika Guest Aug 19, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Mallya Guest Aug 18, 2019
If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chum Guest Aug 8, 2019
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Malecela Guest Aug 7, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mwikali Guest Jul 25, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Moses Kipkemboi Guest Jul 22, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Leila Guest Jul 21, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Kibwana Guest Jul 21, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joy Wacera Guest Jul 19, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Jul 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rashid Guest Jul 4, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fredrick Mutiso Guest Jul 2, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nassar Guest Jun 27, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rashid Guest Jun 22, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›‘
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Wanjiru Guest Jun 19, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
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Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ
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Whatโ€™s a vampireโ€™s favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
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Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
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I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Apr 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹
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Iโ€™d agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Monica Adhiambo Guest Mar 26, 2019
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zuhura Guest Feb 11, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Salima Guest Jan 31, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช

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