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Diana Mallya
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Mar 5, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Patrick Kidata
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Mar 2, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 1, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Salima
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Binti
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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James Kawawa
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Jul 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Issack
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nashon
Guest
May 29, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 27, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 16, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 14, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
