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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Shani
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 25, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 17, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 16, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Habiba
Guest
May 11, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 9, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 7, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Makame
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Warda
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Farida
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
