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Martin Otieno
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Mar 12, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Salima
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Makame
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Maida
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Husna
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Issa
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sharifa
Guest
May 19, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 18, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Faiza
Guest
May 13, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Habiba
Guest
May 10, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zakaria
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Josephine
Guest
May 2, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
