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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Umi
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Ali
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Masika
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Juma
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
๐ So funny!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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John Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Juma
Guest
May 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 19, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2019
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 6, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Asha
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
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