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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Amina
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Halima
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Omari
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 30, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 30, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 29, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 29, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jaffar
Guest
May 22, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Tambwe
Guest
May 7, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 5, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 2, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
