What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! ๐พ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
Baridi (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on September 25, 2019
๐ You got me!
Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 4, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 17, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 7, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 1, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on July 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 11, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Zuhura (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 19, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Fikiri (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 9, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Arifa (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 23, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 21, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 16, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 8, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Zawadi (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 27, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
Daudi (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on February 8, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 27, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ