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Hassan
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Dec 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 14, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Nassor
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Nov 30, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Ann Awino
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Sep 6, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Issa
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Issack
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Farida
Guest
May 24, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 6, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
