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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Aug 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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John Lissu
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Jul 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Wande
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 22, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Hawa
Guest
May 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Kassim
Guest
May 14, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Wande
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Furaha
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Oct 21, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
