Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! π¦βΎοΈ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! π€£
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Zainab (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Arifa (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
John Lissu (Guest) on July 29, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Wande (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Jabir (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on June 30, 2019
π This one really got me!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Kassim (Guest) on May 14, 2019
π You got me good!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
John Kamande (Guest) on April 28, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2019
π That punchline!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2019
π Sharing right away!
Faiza (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Habiba (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2019
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2019
π Saving this one!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Kazija (Guest) on December 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2018
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018
π Iβm still laughing!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Nassor (Guest) on November 5, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Furaha (Guest) on October 21, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Maulid (Guest) on October 19, 2018
π Nailed it!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 4, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
George Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄