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Issa
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Dec 11, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Zakaria
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Dec 10, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahim
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Dec 5, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Safiya
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Nov 15, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Josephine
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Oct 20, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Joyce Nkya
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Oct 16, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mariam Kawawa
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Oct 8, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwagonda
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Oct 6, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Violet Mumo
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Oct 5, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Nancy Komba
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Oct 4, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mary Mrope
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Oct 1, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 30, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mhina
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Sep 28, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 27, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jul 21, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mwanahawa
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Jul 13, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Khadija
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Jul 7, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Mwangi
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Jun 30, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rashid
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Jun 16, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwanais
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Jun 15, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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James Kimani
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Jun 12, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nassor
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Jun 11, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Charles Mchome
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Jun 9, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Omari
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May 31, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Esther Nyambura
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May 20, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Anna Mahiga
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May 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Husna
Guest
May 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Victor Malima
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Apr 10, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Hekima
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Apr 1, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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David Kawawa
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Mar 30, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Sumari
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Mar 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Lydia Wanyama
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Mar 21, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Janet Sumari
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Mar 4, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Sharifa
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Feb 21, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Andrew Mahiga
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Feb 7, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Josephine
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Feb 1, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jane Muthoni
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Feb 1, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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George Wanjala
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Jan 28, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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David Ochieng
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Jan 23, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 2, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Dec 21, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Athumani
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Dec 7, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 5, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Halima
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Bakari
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Nov 18, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Yahya
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Nov 9, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Francis Mtangi
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Nov 5, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
