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Nassar
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Feb 8, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Maida
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Leila
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Salma
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Zawadi
Guest
May 22, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 22, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Arifa
Guest
May 18, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mariam
Guest
May 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
