Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! 🦃🍰
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Kheri (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Ahmed (Guest) on November 13, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Khatib (Guest) on November 4, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Furaha (Guest) on October 27, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 18, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 9, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Mchuma (Guest) on August 23, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mwanais (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 17, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 12, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 6, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 25, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Sekela (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Abdullah (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 11, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 11, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Hamida (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Issack (Guest) on June 28, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
John Kamande (Guest) on June 21, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 23, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 1, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 23, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
George Mallya (Guest) on February 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Hamida (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Amani (Guest) on February 15, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Shamsa (Guest) on February 12, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Jafari (Guest) on January 22, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 11, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Saidi (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Hekima (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫