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Amani
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Feb 19, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Maida
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Halima
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Binti
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Amina
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Halima
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Omar
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Bahati
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 12, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 11, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Yusra
Guest
May 8, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Issack
Guest
May 7, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
