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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Majid
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 29, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Halima
Guest
May 27, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 26, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 26, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 3, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Salima
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Shani
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Neema
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Salma
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
