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John Lissu
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Sep 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Makame
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 22, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Hassan
Guest
May 22, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Muslima
Guest
May 19, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Amani
Guest
May 18, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Maimuna
Guest
May 11, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 2, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Zulekha
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Mar 27, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Feb 28, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Neema
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Amir
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
