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Zubeida
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Dec 14, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Farida
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Halima
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Husna
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Latifa
Guest
May 31, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 22, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Selemani
Guest
May 19, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 12, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sharifa
Guest
May 7, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Asha
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Warda
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Salma
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
