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Masika
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Feb 2, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Daniel Obura
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Jan 30, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 25, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nyota
Guest
May 22, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 21, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 18, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Khadija
Guest
May 18, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 10, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mariam
Guest
May 9, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 8, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 6, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Halima
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
