Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! ๐ง๐ถ
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Mhina (Guest) on January 8, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 28, 2020
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Mwafirika (Guest) on December 26, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on December 15, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 28, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on October 25, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Fadhili (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Sultan (Guest) on October 17, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on October 4, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Abdillah (Guest) on September 12, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 22, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Raha (Guest) on July 19, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2020
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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on July 8, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
๐ You got me!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 16, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 14, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Salum (Guest) on May 25, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 3, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nashon (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 15, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 13, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2020
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Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 29, 2020
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ