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Makame
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Aug 27, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Alice Mrema
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Aug 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Hamida
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Aug 25, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Aug 23, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 19, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Aug 15, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 13, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
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John Mushi
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Aug 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Zubeida
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Aug 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mwanaisha
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Jul 31, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Mjaka
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Jul 28, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jul 24, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Mtumwa
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Jul 15, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Rukia
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Jul 4, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Kassim
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Jun 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Rehema
Guest
May 18, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Edith Cherotich
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May 15, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 10, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Baraka
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May 4, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Abubakar
Guest
May 1, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Andrew Mahiga
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Apr 30, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Juma
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Victor Kamau
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Apr 20, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
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Mar 13, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Shamim
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Feb 2, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 1, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mgeni
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Jan 23, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Neema
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Jan 21, 2020
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John Kamande
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Jan 16, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 16, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Maneno
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Jan 9, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Zuhura
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Jan 6, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jan 5, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Maida
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Dec 15, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 4, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 1, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 29, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Juma
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Nov 28, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Nov 27, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
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Nov 25, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Rehema
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Nov 25, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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John Lissu
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Nov 22, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Nov 14, 2019
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Binti
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Nov 11, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Mwalimu
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Nov 4, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nancy Komba
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Oct 12, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Oct 8, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Paul Ndomba
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Oct 4, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ