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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Nchi
Guest
May 31, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 20, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 4, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Amir
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
๐ This made my day!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
