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Janet Sumari
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Jan 14, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Neema
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Salima
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 14, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Habiba
Guest
May 10, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Omar
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
