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Omar
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Jan 13, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Salma
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Maida
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Juma
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Salum
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Zulekha
Guest
May 23, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 12, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Azima
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 2, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 1, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Omar
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
