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Mary Sokoine
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Jan 23, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Khadija
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Jan 22, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mchawi
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Jan 20, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rahma
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Dec 25, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nashon
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Dec 12, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Masika
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Chum
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Majid
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Warda
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 29, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 18, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 18, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 17, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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John Malisa
Guest
May 6, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 5, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Sharifa
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Mar 24, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
