Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 26, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Khatib (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 2, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on January 1, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Juma (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 21, 2020
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Omari (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Yusuf (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 21, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on October 13, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 8, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Shamsa (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Nchi (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on September 14, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Binti (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 27, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 8, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Kiza (Guest) on July 18, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 7, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 30, 2020
๐ So funny!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 25, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐