Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rahim (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 14, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 12, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rabia (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 28, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 24, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Biashara (Guest) on June 10, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Shani (Guest) on May 17, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sekela (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Yusuf (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Halimah (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khalifa (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Farida (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Sarafina (Guest) on March 1, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Khalifa (Guest) on February 21, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zulekha (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 16, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

John Kamande (Guest) on February 5, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 26, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 18, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Hashim (Guest) on January 8, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 24, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 21, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Omari (Guest) on November 18, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Hekima (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 20, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Shukuru (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Abdillah (Guest) on October 8, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄