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Kazija
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Jan 16, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rahma
Guest
May 31, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 18, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 14, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Husna
Guest
May 10, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 4, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
