Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! π³π«π
Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ππͺπͺοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 29, 2020
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
George Tenga (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Hekima (Guest) on June 14, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zakia (Guest) on May 20, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Husna (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 11, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Tabu (Guest) on May 3, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Jamal (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 19, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2020
π Nailed it!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Amina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Zubeida (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Nuru (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ