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Ruth Wanjiku
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Sep 29, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Issack
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Zakia
Guest
May 20, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarafina
Guest
May 20, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Habiba
Guest
May 19, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Husna
Guest
May 18, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 11, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Selemani
Guest
May 9, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Azima
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Amina
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Amina
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Leila
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
