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Sultan
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Dec 24, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwanajuma
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Dec 23, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 22, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Malima
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Nov 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mohamed
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Nov 21, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Salma
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Issa
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shani
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 29, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Mhina
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ndoto
Guest
May 14, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 13, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 9, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 8, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Rabia
Guest
May 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 1, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mariam Kawawa
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Mar 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Victor Kimario
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Mar 10, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Neema
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Amina
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
