What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
๐น A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? ๐ฅ๐
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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๐ Added to my favorites!
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๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Rashid (Guest) on July 30, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก