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Yusuf
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Sep 26, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 16, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Asha
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Makame
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 30, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Maimuna
Guest
May 27, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 25, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 23, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Makame
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Neema
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Issack
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Amina
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Salma
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
