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Fadhili
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Sep 11, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 31, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Amina
Guest
May 29, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 27, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rahim
Guest
May 27, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 15, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 13, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 5, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Halima
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
