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Omar
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Feb 15, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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James Kawawa
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Feb 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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David Sokoine
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Jan 31, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Stephen Mushi
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Jan 28, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 21, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Salum
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 26, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Issack
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Yahya
Guest
May 18, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Tambwe
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May 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 2, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Juma
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Farida
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😆 That punchline!
