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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

Life can be a rollercoaster ride filled with ups, downs, and the occasional loop-de-loop. But fear not! Amidst the chaos and stress, there is a silver lining โ€“ laughter! They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do we have the prescription for you. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and giggle your way to a happier life with these ten humorous antidotes for stress.

  1. The "Knock, Knock" Classic: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll tell you a joke that'll make your stress melt like butter on a baking potato!

  2. The "Clumsy Waiter": Why did the waiter bring a ladder to the salad bar? Because the chef kept telling him the salad dressing was on the top shelf!

  3. The "Punny Parrot": Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high flyer!

  4. The "Dancing Shoes": Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

  5. The "Tech Support Hilarity": Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, and it couldn't stop sneezing bytes!

  6. The "Mix-Up at the Zoo": Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

  7. The "Baking Catastrophe": Why did the doughnut go to therapy? Because it felt a little glazed and confused!

  8. The "Coffee Break": Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

  9. The "Fishy Tale": Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!

  10. The "Squirrel Wisdom": Why don't squirrels trust trees? Because they're a little too shady!

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the absurdity and let laughter be your guiding star through the murky waters of stress. Remember to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy โ€“ after all, laughter is highly contagious, and who doesn't want to be an agent of hilarity?

So, the next time you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, take a moment to breathe, relax, and let these ten humorous antidotes whisk you away to a land of giggles and guffaws. A good belly laugh releases endorphins, boosts your mood, and helps you forget about those pesky stressors dragging you down.

Laughter truly is the secret ingredient to make life better. So, go forth, my fellow joke enthusiasts, and let the healing power of humor wash away your worries. Remember, if you can find humor in the absurdity of life, you can conquer anything that comes your way!

In conclusion, let's embrace the wisdom of American writer, Mark Twain, who once said, "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." So, arm yourself with these ten jokes, and remember, stress doesn't stand a chance when you're armed with a good sense of humor!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Elizabeth Mrope Guest Oct 10, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Mushi Guest Oct 9, 2020
๐Ÿ˜† Saving this one!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kahina Guest Oct 3, 2020
๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ann Wambui Guest Sep 29, 2020
Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edward Chepkoech Guest Sep 8, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Sep 7, 2020
Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Binti Guest Aug 31, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Wanjala Guest Aug 27, 2020
Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Henry Mollel Guest Aug 24, 2020
Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ann Wambui Guest Aug 22, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโ€™t like bills! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yahya Guest Aug 16, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Diana Mumbua Guest Aug 14, 2020
I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanaisha Guest Aug 13, 2020
You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rose Amukowa Guest Jul 27, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Tibaijuka Guest Jul 11, 2020
Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Chacha Guest Jul 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Diana Mumbua Guest Jun 23, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Patrick Mutua Guest Jun 18, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthoni Guest Jun 9, 2020
I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Mallya Guest Jun 5, 2020
I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mchome Guest Jun 2, 2020
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanaidha Guest May 30, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Maida Guest May 25, 2020
Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Josephine Nduta Guest May 18, 2020
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shamsa Guest May 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwakisu Guest May 14, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Simon Kiprono Guest May 12, 2020
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwagonda Guest May 10, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Wanjiku Guest May 5, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rose Amukowa Guest Apr 15, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Mugendi Guest Mar 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwafirika Guest Mar 29, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Wambura Guest Mar 25, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Malela Guest Mar 13, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Sumaye Guest Mar 8, 2020
๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Richard Mulwa Guest Mar 7, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jamila Guest Mar 4, 2020
Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nuru Guest Feb 25, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Majaliwa Guest Feb 24, 2020
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Esther Nyambura Guest Feb 20, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Jan 29, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Wanjiru Guest Jan 26, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Njeri Guest Jan 21, 2020
I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Majaliwa Guest Jan 11, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nora Kidata Guest Dec 30, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rubea Guest Nov 19, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ’ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Njeri Guest Nov 12, 2019
๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shukuru Guest Nov 10, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chiku Guest Nov 9, 2019
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m dying over here!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Issa Guest Nov 2, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Lissu Guest Nov 2, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anthony Kariuki Guest Oct 23, 2019
I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Tabu Guest Oct 15, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Wangui Guest Oct 15, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Muslima Guest Oct 9, 2019
Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthoni Guest Oct 8, 2019
I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ James Mduma Guest Oct 5, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sultan Guest Sep 26, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samson Mahiga Guest Sep 25, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edward Lowassa Guest Sep 22, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”

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