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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 24, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nancy Kabura
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Oct 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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James Kimani
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Sep 27, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Masika
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Salima
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Sumaya
Guest
May 16, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mjaka
Guest
May 14, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
