Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
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Abubakari (Guest) on July 30, 2021
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Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2021
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Rahma (Guest) on July 16, 2021
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Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2021
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 11, 2021
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 27, 2021
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Warda (Guest) on June 18, 2021
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Masika (Guest) on June 1, 2021
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 25, 2021
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Mohamed (Guest) on May 23, 2021
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Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 11, 2021
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Azima (Guest) on April 27, 2021
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Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 27, 2021
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George Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2021
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 22, 2021
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Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 21, 2021
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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 18, 2021
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Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 16, 2021
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Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2021
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 1, 2021
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Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 28, 2021
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Umi (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 26, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 14, 2021
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Khamis (Guest) on March 10, 2021
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Umi (Guest) on March 1, 2021
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Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 21, 2021
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David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2021
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Khalifa (Guest) on February 15, 2021
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Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2021
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Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2021
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Muslima (Guest) on January 21, 2021
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Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 15, 2021
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Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2021
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Sarafina (Guest) on December 27, 2020
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Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 25, 2020
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Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 14, 2020
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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 7, 2020
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Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 5, 2020
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Mzee (Guest) on November 30, 2020
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 17, 2020
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 31, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Abubakari (Guest) on September 12, 2020
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Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2020
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Maulid (Guest) on September 6, 2020
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Umi (Guest) on August 31, 2020
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Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 31, 2020
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Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2020
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 8, 2020
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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2020
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Salum (Guest) on July 30, 2020
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John Mwangi (Guest) on July 30, 2020
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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
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John Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ