Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Kiza (Guest) on October 29, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 1, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Zainab (Guest) on September 21, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Maneno (Guest) on September 16, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 10, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kazija (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nchi (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Shukuru (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 2, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 5, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Yusuf (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Saidi (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mchuma (Guest) on June 11, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Sultan (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 12, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Sofia (Guest) on May 11, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Jamal (Guest) on May 4, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jamila (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Amir (Guest) on April 9, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 27, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nchi (Guest) on February 26, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zakaria (Guest) on February 24, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 16, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Maimuna (Guest) on February 14, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Shani (Guest) on February 2, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nahida (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵