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Kiza
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Oct 29, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 31, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 13, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 12, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Sofia
Guest
May 11, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 6, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Jamal
Guest
May 4, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Shani
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
