What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
David Chacha (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Fikiri (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Halima (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Rukia (Guest) on August 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Yusra (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 3, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 29, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 25, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 2, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Khamis (Guest) on May 21, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Shabani (Guest) on May 10, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Aziza (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Kheri (Guest) on April 30, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Zulekha (Guest) on April 26, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Zakaria (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Jafari (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Baridi (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Jabir (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Omari (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 6, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Mchawi (Guest) on January 4, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 29, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Kahina (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 7, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Jamal (Guest) on November 24, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Hashim (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Ali (Guest) on November 19, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Halima (Guest) on November 16, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Mariam (Guest) on November 5, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Kheri (Guest) on October 19, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Yusuf (Guest) on October 6, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Nyota (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Daudi (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆