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Azima
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Aug 14, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
😄 You got me!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Asha
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Tambwe
Guest
May 28, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 28, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Baraka
Guest
May 20, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 17, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 16, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 13, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 12, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Husna
Guest
May 8, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Amani
Guest
May 7, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Issack
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Husna
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Issack
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
